Breakfast of Champions: Morning Report With Cafeteria Coffee & Paralyzing Anxiety - T-Shirt

$29.99
You’re holding a tiny, honest joke that only people who’ve spent late shifts in hospitals will fully get. This lightweight tee carries that wry hospital humor—“Breakfast of Champions: Morning Report with Cafeteria Coffee & Paralyzing Anxiety”—with a soft, lived-in feel. Wear it under scrubs or during caffeine-fueled commiseration with coworkers. The cut sits true to classic crew-neck proportions, draping casually so you can move between shifts, study breaks, and after-work drinks without fuss. The print’s bold line delivers the punch while the fabric’s smooth hand keeps things comfortable during long shifts and late-night charting. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks a knowing laugh in the break room and becomes an instant inside joke among clinicians. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
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You’re holding a tiny, honest joke that only people who’ve spent late shifts in hospitals will fully get. This lightweight tee carries that wry hospital humor—“Breakfast of Champions: Morning Report with Cafeteria Coffee & Paralyzing Anxiety”—with a soft, lived-in feel. Wear it under scrubs or during caffeine-fueled commiseration with coworkers. The cut sits true to classic crew-neck proportions, draping casually so you can move between shifts, study breaks, and after-work drinks without fuss. The print’s bold line delivers the punch while the fabric’s smooth hand keeps things comfortable during long shifts and late-night charting. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks a knowing laugh in the break room and becomes an instant inside joke among clinicians. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel